It’s far from perfect, but I’ve run out of steam, so here it is! HAPPY CANON ZIMBITS WEEK, EVERYONE! <333333333333333
Do you guys understand that when Hephaistion (the best friend and lover of Alexander the Great) died, Alexander cried for two days and gave him one of the most expensive funerals in history and had the sacred flame at the temple extinguished (which was usually only done for a king). And then he went to the oracle and asked if Hephaistion could be worshipped as a god, and the oracle said no, and Alexander said screw you we’re gonna worship him anyway. And then Alexander himself died like a month later, just as he’d said he would if he ever lost Hephaistion. Literally, you can’t write a better love story than that, so don’t tell me that kind of devotion only happens in the fictional world.
I don’t know why I made this. Holy shit this is nerve wrecking. Err… Happy Red Pants Monday.
SORRY BUT I’M POSTING THIS. FSADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
okay wait
so here is the timeline:
sherlock takes a shitload of drugs. says goodbye to john for what he perceives to be the last time. takes off his glove to have bare skin contact with john. puts this same hand to his mouth and nose. reads about the first time they met. slips into a drug-induced fever dream about them being married in 1895.
I see no discrepancies.
*gasping*
HLV
GUYS. I JUST REWATCHED THE TARMAC SCENE IN HLV.
Knowing what I know now…
It hurts JUST AS MUCH AS YOU THINK IT DOES.
UM HEY NO OFFENSE BUT IM SCREAMING LIKE A VENGEFUL BANSHEE
dont ever fucking speak to me again
kick this off a waterfall
Grandfather: Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles…
Grandson: Doesn’t sound too bad. I’ll try and stay awake
from The Princess Bride (1987)
